the worst thing about being a person who makes a lot of jokes is that people sometimes assume you are stupid or incapable of processing situations like a mature adult. but here’s what a joke really is:
a unique observation about a situation, or a veiled critique of the status quo. when you make a joke, you are saying that you are creative enough to understand and see the world differently.
not so stupid now, is it?
a selfie from each year of college. it’s scary how each of these is so representative of that year. it’s especially surreal to see articles of clothing like my purple scarf repeat through a zillion different haircuts and crappy home dye jobs. i love how much happier and put-together i look in my senior year shots. this was the first year i really accepted and learned to have faith in myself yadda yadda yadda.
officially living in Portland y’all y’all
“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
thinking about shitty awful bigoted things you said in the past